Saturday, 27 April 2024

Mystery Man - Darkly entertaining!

Mystery Man, by Colin Bateman, is the story of the owner of No Alibis, a Belfast bookshop that specialises in crime fiction. Written in the first person, we discover that he is a total hypochondriac and pretty much scared of everything. He's also totally obsessed with Alison, the woman who works in the jewellery shop across the road. Next door to his shop is a detective agency which seems to have gone bust, and its clients begin to come into the bookshop, assuming our Mystery Man (you never get to know his name) can pick up where the detective left off and solve their case. He has read enough books to assume he'd be able to pull an investigation off, as long as the cases don't involve any danger. So, he takes one on - the case of a missing wife who, he assumes, has just run off with a new lover. But, in an effort to impress Alison, he goes along with her idea to break in next door to get a glimpse of the real detectives files, only to find his dead body mouldering away under a pile of car fresheners. This catapults them into the midst of a deadly plot by a serial killer to eliminate anyone who may know a long hidden secret dating back to Nazi concentration camps ... and they soon realise that they are now on the list! This is very entertaining caper with many light moments, despite the bodies! Our "hero" gives a running dialogue of all the action as well as his innermost thoughts, and while it might seem impossible (both to him and the reader) that anyone could fall for him ... Alison steps up to the mark with her bravery, good sense and can do attitude. They make a good, if unusual team and the dialogue sparkles between them. A murder mystery with a difference, and one that keeps you guessing for the vast majority of the book. The writer is obviously a fan of crime fiction and drops in details for the aficionado ... but it won't really matter if they pass you by, they do not interfere with the action which bowls along a a good pace. I used the audio edition which was narrated by Stephen Armstrong, which was really easy to listen to. A very entertaining read all round, particularly for those who like their humour on the dark side!

My STAR rating: FOUR

Length: 416 print pages.

Price I paid: £4.00.

Formats available: print, unabridged audiobook, ebook.


Saturday, 20 April 2024

The Revenge of Seven - A bit disappointing!

The Revenge of Seven, by Pittacus Lore is book 5 of the Lorien Legacies. I started this series a good few years ago, and decided to dip back into it as I needed something light and easy to digest for a wee while. And this is definitely a book that will not tax the old brain cells too much. The story of the Loric Garde (youngsters from the planet Lorien who have been brought to Earth to escape the destruction of their planet by the Mogadorians) picks up pretty much where the last one ended - Eight is dead (killed by Five), Ella has been captured, and the rest of the Garde are on the run. Ella discovers that she is on a Mogadorian spaceship in the clutches of their leader, Setrakus Ra, who tells her that he is her grandfather! His genetic modifications have created the creature she sees before her and he wants to mould her to become like him, and rule the Earth together. Ella wants nothing more than to escape ... and if she can kill Setrakus Ra, and the traitor Five (who is also on the ship), in the process even better. Meanwhile, Four (John Smith) is trying to reunite the remaining Garde, so he sets out for Florida to find Six, Nine and Marina, but is sidetracked into going to New York to try and foil an apparent plot by high ranking humans to invite the Mogadorians to Earth, which will then result in an invasion. But nothing is quite what it seems and it is already too late - they are already here ... and a big battle takes place. While all of this is happening, Six, Marina and Nine head to Calakmul, where they discover that "Lorien" is not a planet, but an entity, and it has started to spread across the Earth ... will it be in time to save humanity? Tune in next time ...! Whilst there is a lot going on, the plot seemed to drag and felt little repetitive at times. I remember being much more invested in the characters in the previous books ... maybe I've left it too long between readings! Or maybe I've grown out of them. Now I am debating whether to continue with the series and invest any more time into it ... even though I have already invested so much. I do want to find out what happens to the characters but, for once, I found some of the narration in the audio edition off-putting and unsubtle in places - one of the narrators was very shouty and one-dimensional! Not the best read of the year so far, by a long way.

My STAR rating: THREE.

Length: 320 print pgages.

Price I paid: £7.99

Formats available: print, unabridged audio download, ebook.