The Rosie Project - hugely entertaining

This book was recommended to me by a work colleague and I am so pleased they did. What an absolute cracker! The Rosie Project, by Graeme Simsion centres on Don Tillman, a genetics professor who, having aspergers, struggles with the norms of social interaction. He copes with everyday life by adhering to strict routines - even having the same 7 meals every week ... if it's lobster, it must be Tuesday! Despite this, he does have two friends - Gene, a professor at the same university in Australia, and total dog, and his wife Claudia, who acts as something of a therapist to our hero. With his 40th birthday rapidly approaching, Don decides to set up a "wife project" - because he has discovered that married men are happier and live longer. He tries a few dating options, such as speed dating, but decides that he should, instead, create a questionnaire for prospective wives to complete, which he can review and filter out anyone who does not meet his exacting standards. Needless to say, this doesn't go too well. However, when Gene sends the beautiful Rosie, Don incorrectly assumes that she is one of the candidates. He soon realises his mistake - all Rosie requires from him is help with a genetics query, and anyway, she is SO unsuitable as a wife, failing on many of the criteria for his life partner. Don decides to help Rosie anyway, who is on a mission to find her real father. And so begins a new project and a relationship, with an actual woman, that leads Don to experiences that he would never otherwise have had - and while he struggles against his instincts to stick to his safety net of timetables and rules, he finds that the times he spends with Rosie are becoming the best days of his life. This is a touching, and really, really funny book. I loved the audio edition, narrated by Dan O'Grady - whose often deadpan delivery really suits this first person story of someone who is once-removed from his emotions. Take a punt on this one, and much of the time, you will be reading with a smile on your face, I promise you.

My STAR rating: FIVE.

Length: 352 print pages.
Price I paid: £7.99.
Formats available: print; unabridged audio download; unabridged audio CD; ebook.

The Beating of his Wings - relentless and shocking

Oh my, oh my! It's not often that a book actually surprises me to such an extent that I gasp out loud, but The Beating of his Wings, by Paul Hoffman made me do this, not once, not twice, but THREE times. This is the final book in the Left Hand of God trilogy, the story of Thomas Cale, a troubled boy brought up by religious fanatics (the Redeemers) who train and prepare him to become the Angel of Death, on earth to dish out God's wrath on humanity. They think he will bring about the end of the world so that it can start afresh. However, Thomas is not a boy who readily submits to his apparent destiny. This final book opens with Thomas barely able to function and in a medical facility. He has long therapy sessions with one of the nuns and a wool doll who makes snide comments (yeah, I know, this was never really fully explained), who tried to get Thomas to face up to himself. When two assassins spring an ambush, he miraculously escapes and leaves his place of safety and he is pulled back into the centre of things. Very few people actually like him and almost exclusively resent his presence, but also know that without him, their chances of defeating The Redeemers - who are on the move to put their plan of total destruction into place - are zero. When the elite army suffer a heavy defeat, Thomas, with his two childhood friends - Vague Henri and Cleist - starts to put together an army of farmers and labourers. Training and tactics are the watchwords, and inevitably, the battles commence. There are some REAL shocks in this epic tale. There are definitely more grim moments than light, and whilst the central character is exceptionally hard to like, somehow, you cannot help but root for him. This book has had some terrible reviews on Amazon. Maybe I am unusual in really enjoying this one - or maybe it was because I was reading the audio version, narrated by the genius who is Sean Barrett who brings so much to anything he narrates. Whatever, I personally thought this was a fitting end to this series.

My STAR rating: FOUR.

Length: 512 print pages.
Price I paid: £7.99.
Formats available: Print; unabridged audio download; ebook.

Men at Arms - trolls, dwarves and a rogue gun!

Anyone who has been following this blog over the last few years will know that I am a fan of Terry Pratchett and his phenomenal Discworld novels. There are various themes within this series and Men At Arms is the third of the "City Watch" sequence. Our heroes are the set of misfits that make up the Night Watch (or policemen) of the city of Ankh Morpork - both human and non-human. When one mysterious death starts snowballing into a series of similar fatalities - some weird snowball effect seems to be happening ... because each murderer seems to be the next victim! The insanely good Corporal Carrot sets off to investigate with his fellow Watch members, which include three new recruits - a troll, a dwarf and a very attractive werewolf! Their leader, Captain Vimes, is, however, not really leading them very well - he is an unhappy man - which is surprising considering he is about to retire and get married. He is fearful for his future, as he is, and always has been, a Watchman! He is warned off investigating the deaths by the nominal leader of Ankh Morpork, which makes him suspicious. He pulls himself together, and he and Carrot follow the trail, only to discover that there is an unusual weapon at the centre of  the mayhem, a weapon that should have been destroyed as soon as it was created, but which most definitely seems to have a will of its own. As usual, the tale crackles along, with plenty of humour and jokes - I frequently chortled out loud! Mr Pratchett never fails to deliver and this is a great addition to the series.

My STAR rating: FOUR.

Length: 381 print pages.
Price I paid: £3.00 (from a great second-hand bookshop in Newcastle Upon Tyne).
Formats available: print,

1356 - chivalry, revenge and bloodthirsty battles

Ahhhhh, Mr Bernard Cornwell, how I have missed your dazzling books. Thank you for bringing the distant past into sharp focus and breathtaking vibrancy. 1356, takes up the story of Thomas of Hookton - an English archer who we first came into contact in the Grail Quest some years ago. We are still in the throes of the Hundred Years' War between England and France, and Thomas is rampaging around France with his band of Hellequins ... earning money by taking on tasks no-one else wants to do. His wife and son are with him and life is tough but he is fairly content until he becomes embroiled in another man's revenge. Things get increasingly complicated when he is tasked with another quest ... to find Le Malice, the sword reputed to be the one Simon Peter used to try and protect Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane. This sword has been hidden away for centuries, but is now being sought by a dodgy religious zealot who is convinced that it will gain victory for France and also ease his way to becoming the next Pope. This is a book about power - those who have it, those who want it and those who are prepared to do anything to get it. The book leads us to the Battle of Poitier, a real battle (all his books are based in historically true contexts with a mixture of real people and completely fictitious characters). Not as famous as Crecy or Agincourt, but a battle that would turn out to be the most decisive and improbable victory of the Hundred Years’ War. Against what should have been overwhelming odds, the English not only the captured the strategic site of Poitiers, but the French King John II as well. As you would expect, the action never ends and it's a real edge-of-the-seat book ... but that should come as no surprise ... this is what Bernard Cornwell excels at. Can't wait to get my teeth back into the Richard Sharpe series ...

My STAR rating: FOUR.

Length: 432 print pages.
Price I paid: free (borrowed from my local library).
Formats available: print; audio CD unabridged; audio download unabridged; ebook.

Moon Over Soho - jazz vampires agogo!

This is a tight, gritty police procedural with a twist. And the twist is that the central character, PC Peter Grant, is an apprentice wizard in a special unit of the Metropolitan Police Force set up to deal with the odd and unexplained events in the capital city. This is the sequel to Rivers of London, and the author, Ben Aaronovitch, puts more meat on the bones of the characters we met in the first book. PC Grant is coming to terms with the magical and supernatural world around him - fitting in exercises to learn how to make fire balls inbetween investigating the death of a jazz musician, who, when you get close to the body, seems to be emitting a version of the jazz standard, Body and Soul. More deaths follow and it soon becomes obvious that there is dark magic at work ... and another wizard on the loose with nefarious intentions. Into the mix comes the attractive girlfriend of one of the victims - she seems to get over her loss incredibly quickly, and sets her cap at Peter who is powerless to resist her charms. She has a penchance for both jazz and French patisserie. But when Peter takes her to a gig at which his musician father is playing, his mother attacks his new girlfriend telling her to keep away from her husband ... he realises all is not what it seems. How could his mother accuse her of trying to steal her husband 20 years ago ... and yet her rival doesn't seem to have aged a single day! This is a great book - full of action and humour, as well as magic. It's a fantasy for those who aren't sure that fantasy is for them. Take the leap and go for it - you will not be disappointed. I can particularly recommend the audio edition I read, narrated by the fantastically dry Kobna Holdbrook-Smith.

My STAR rating: FIVE.

Length: 384 print pages
Price I paid: 7.99 (sterling)
Formats available: print; unabridged audio download; ebook.

The Grapes of Wrath - what a struggle!

At last, at long last, I have finally finished The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck. I started this book several months ago and I have really struggled to finish it. One of my sisters says that life is too short to finish a book you are not enjoying ... there are so many others to chose from. But I was determined to get to the end of this book as it was one of the BBC Top 100 reads, which was the focus of my reading challenge last year. It is, no doubt, a worthy book, highlighting the plight of poor tenant farmers from Oklahoma - the Joads - who, with pretty much everyone they know, are driven off their small patch of land by wealthy landowners and head off to California, where they have been told there is plenty of work picking oranges, grapes and cotton. The journey is long and hard - with both grandparents dying en route, the husband of the pregnant daughter doing a runner and the constant worry that the not long out of prison son, Tom, will get himself arrested and carted back to the big house. So far, so gloomy ... and so it continues. Deary me, this a desperately depressing book. Full of hardship, poverty, grief and death - there are no bright spots on the horizon. Grim, grim, grim all the way through. If you are feeling low, DO NOT read this book. It is well written in parts, but I felt it was very stop/start and just didn't flow or carry me along. I'm sure many people absolutely love this book, but it just wasn't for me.

My STAR rating: TWO.

Length: 536 print pages.
Price I paid: free, borrowed from local library.
Formats available: print; unabridged audio download or CD; ebook.

Bring up the Bodies - the fall of Anne Boleyn

Hoorah for the first completed book of 2014. Bring up the Bodies, by Hilary Mantel, continues the story of Thomas Cromwell in the court of King Henry VIII ... and boy was it worth the wait! I read Wolf Hall a couple of years ago on audio (it was the first audio book I purchased) and absolutely loved it. When I heard there was a sequel, and that it was just as good (winning the Man Booker Prize just like its predecessor) I couldn't wait to get it on my ipod and immerse myself in the intrigues of the Tudor era where everyone is at the mercy of the whims and desires of the monarch! The action starts with Henry starting to pay attention to the quiet, plain Jane Seymour. His wife, Anne Boleyn, is claiming to be pregnant and trying to reassure the King that THIS time, it WILL be a son ... however, Henry's love for Anne has diminished and he is starting to murmur that their marriage may not be valid and therefore has been cursed, and that it will never produce the male heir he is so desperate for. Thomas Cromwell, the "fixer" for the King starts to see the writing on the wall, but, as always hedges his bets for a while and tries to keep things on an even keel. When the exiled Katherine of Aragon dies and Anne loses the baby, Henry's mind is made up and he tasks Cromwell with clearing the path for him to take Jane Seymour as his new wife ... and so the betrayals and intrigues begin and we all know where they end up. This is such a great book, one that I found hard to put down, and looked for excuses to get my ipod back on at every opportunity. I cannot recommend this book highly enough ... and I can't wait for the third book in the trilogy.

My STAR rating: FIVE (did you ever doubt it).

Length: 436 print pages.
Price I paid: £7.99.
Formats available: print; unabridged audio download; abridged audio CD; multimedia CD.